Wednesday, June 01, 2005

It's Here Already!

Happy Hump Day. Such a lovely phrase, isn't it? If only it meant that every Wednesday, I could recharge my soul, it would have far greater meaning for me. I have an online friend who loathes the term hump day. She will be happy that it is Wednesday. It means we are over the hump, and it's all downhill from here to the weekend.

Hey, Deep Throat revealed himself. This is Watergate days, for those who don't know. Mystery solved. History making hero's identity is now known to all. Do you care? Political historians stayed up all night to watch the coverage. Perhaps there are folks out there who had wagers on his identity, so maybe they are thrilled, but to get all this media attention is a little nuts. Media overkill, once again.

It was a long, long work day for me, but that's ok, it wasn't a Monday. It was a beauty of a day, of course it was, the three day weekend is over.

I am still stuck on what to post, so here's an oldy but maybe not so goody:

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her headoutside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles in his way. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

Think about it.

Enjoy your Hump Day, or your Wednesday, just try and have a good day.

67 Comments:

Blogger traceofblistex said...

Ha Ha! I getit! Butts! I love a good butt joke.

1:48 AM  
Blogger traceofblistex said...

Oh, and I still don't get why his code name was "Deep Throat". Why?? I heard it was some popular porn around the time, but I still get why they used it for this matter. Weirdness!
It is kind of catchy though. Someone should use it as a business name.

1:49 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

I really do not know myself, I assumed it was taken from the porn flick, but really do not know why. Pretty cool for a code name.

Now if I see advertisements for the Deep Throat Company, I am going to know it is you ;)

1:57 AM  
Blogger Shirazi said...

Two published books and thousands of articles to my credit now, this is the best I have ever had:

"If anyone has the perserverance to publish a widely read book, it is you. It might take time, but I have faith that you will see it happen."

Thanks dear.

2:50 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Shirazi - you are welcome, and it was said with sincerity. I know you are published, very published, but I am talking about a widely read book. You will see it happen.

3:01 AM  
Blogger Shirazi said...

I know that. I can feel that. Which is why your comment is going to stay in my heart for some time?

3:05 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

Morning DB ...I am Confused. I don't understand! Must have me thick head on.. will return

3:12 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Shirazi - what a nice thing to say, thanks alot my friend.

3:13 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - hahaha, you have to think a little. Maybe it is too early. Holy Crap, what am I still doing awake? I have to be up in 4.5 hours!

Good morning Fizzy :)

3:16 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

DB I was just thinking that ..What are you doing up at this time in the morning?

3:54 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

molasses? oh dear, things are starting to get pretty bad lol j/k

I know I'm late posting on here, well, I mean, that I haven't posted on the last couple, but I have been reading them. I'm so glad to hear that you date went well the other night...and how great that you got to have 'normal' conversation and talk about the movie afterwards. She sounds lovely. Always good to take it slow, so the absence of you both at different times soon's not such a bad thing really. IMHO anyway.

4:27 AM  
Blogger An Extraordinary woman in a mediocre life said...

hehe.. moleasses!
sorry again for the lack of comments hunny, I have been reading tho, when blogger lets me access my blog and links list...
big mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

4:44 AM  
Blogger Now Danny said...

Good morning DB. It looks like it's going to be a nice day. I hope you have a good day also. Bye for now, Danny.

5:54 AM  
Blogger blue2go said...

Ha ha cute joke! Is that that "as slow as molasses in January"? My Dad used to say that. Maybe he meant something different than I had thought. Hump day Yay! This is shaping up to be a great week (because so short and the weather has been sunny!) Happy Hump Day to you!

6:23 AM  
Blogger deni said...

Good Hump Day to you too!!!

And that joke was so funny!! ROTF

As for me, I am happy, today is PAYDAY!!! Woo Woo!!

6:54 AM  
Blogger deni said...

*snickers*

molasses

7:13 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

*humiliated*OOOOOOOKKKKKKKK I confess..... DL had to explain the joke to me.
Go on have a good laugh now...get it out of your system...

7:16 AM  
Blogger deni said...

ROTF @ Fizzy

Sorry Fizzy, I can't help it. LOL

7:19 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - I didn't get home until late, and then I wanted to visit blogs after posting, and, and, I could use another few hours of sleep right now, lol

7:24 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

WOOOHOOO HUMP DAY!!! I really look forward to it too... not only for the humps (well in my dreams) but also the week being half over. :-D

7:25 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

thought you would sleep in

7:26 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Sara - thank you, and I am always happy when you drop by.



Marie - nice hint there, lol, I know you are stretched thin, no worries. Big mwah back at 'cha!

7:27 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Danny - good to hear you are going to have a nice day, I think we are as well. Wish I could stay home to enjoy it. Actually, I would probably sleep through most of it. Have a great day! :)

7:28 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

b2g - YA! a short week, and I agree, it has been nice here as well. Haha, as slow as molasses, now I will wonder about this as well. ;)

7:30 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

dl - payday on a Wed? Hooray for youuuuuuu! Glad you got the joke, and thanks for explaining it to the Fizz, lol


Fizz - hahahahaha,ohhhhh, haahahahaah,hehehehehehe,hahahaha,ahhhhhhh, that's much better, thank you ;)

7:33 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Karen - woot! woot! I know who you are thinking about, and it will be reaaaalllll soon. :)

7:34 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - I meant to sleep a little longer, but I have somewhere to be this morning, so I cannot dwadle. Dwadle, is that a word? Sounds like a duck word, is it? Oh no, that's waddle, I do need more sleep, lol

7:35 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

If you are talking about ducks then yes you need to go back to bed NOW (got my bossy head on this morning - got children running for cover everywhere... hubby has even gone to work to hide ;)

7:38 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - you do sound bossy! I wish I could go back to bed, I don't think I can drink enough coffee to help me this morning.

Smart hubby ;)

7:41 AM  
Blogger That Girl said...

good morning, db! happy hump day to you!

7:42 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

thank goodness my hubby can;t see that .... head wouldn't go through the door then. OK have a good day try and stay a awake where ever you are going.... and try to stopthe yawning LOL

7:45 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

TG - I hope you finally got some sleep last night, and gave the monster bug a proper burial at sea this morning. Have a good one yourself

7:51 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - I will try, but it is going to be damn hard.

I should email your hubby with all my compliments on how he handles living with you, lolol

7:53 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

that is one e-mail I would not like to happen . the thought of you two discussing lovely me .... nahhhhhh
Not going to happen.
just seen all the laughing from before ... you should have seen what DL said*HUH*

7:56 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - if only I had his email ;)

It was a good laugh, thanks, and just what did dl say?

7:58 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

she couldn't believe I didn't understand it ... but she was very kind and explained it to me. with a few lols

8:00 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

and that is one e-mail you will not get - no way not never ever ever

8:01 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Fizzy - dl is a kind soul, I would have explained it to you as well, with even more lol's ;)

What? you don't wanna share his email with me? hahahahaha

8:12 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

Go to work !
have a good day :)

8:15 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

I have one foot out the door.
Enjoy a great day youself :)

8:17 AM  
Blogger deni said...

What'd I miss? LOL

8:23 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Just in time to say adios to me, dl, I have one foot and one arm out the door. Enjoy your day.:)

8:28 AM  
Blogger Astrid said...

Hump Day, that is a funny expression!!! I have never heard of it, but then again, I am Dutch, I bet you have never heard of an expression like "met jou zou ik wel een beschuitje willen eten" either! And while most people's work-weeks start on Monday, mine starts on Thursday, since I only work at Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. So does that mean that my hump day is on Friday?

8:30 AM  
Blogger Astrid said...

Oh, and thanks for the link! I will add a link to your Blog as well! Let the traffic jams arise!

8:31 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just a matter of days!! :-D :-D That is, if "its" there! LOL! I'm pretty sure he has one, so it probably will be there. *snicker*

8:32 AM  
Blogger Rafe said...

LOL @ the joke.

Just don't get why after all this time of keep the true identity a secret, why now? But guess, perhaps, maybe, the truth shall set you free idea comes into play...

8:39 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Astrid - yes that is one of our funny expressions, and I guess your hump day would be on Friday.

Ik zou liever pizza dan rusk eten :)

thanks for adding me to your blogroll

8:39 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Karen - you are certainly enjoying the anticipation! He better have one, after all of this, lol

8:41 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Rafe - maybe he wanted it out there while he was still alive, so that he could see the reaction. I don't mind that he has revealed himself, it's just the media frenzy happening because of it. It is not that major of a deal to me, but maybe it is to others.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

That was cute, Db...very cute! :)

Have a great day! :)

9:33 AM  
Blogger Brighton said...

We had our own version of Deep Throat over here last night, thankfully nothing political came up. ; )

10:21 AM  
Blogger katie said...

ahh ha ha ha. That's great.

I must admit, I am one of the dorks who is reading everything I can get my hands on about the unveiling of deep throat. I just really find that kind of stuff interesting.

12:03 PM  
Blogger thequeen said...

Cute joke db!!! moleasses LMAO!!!
I have no idea what all this deep throat crap is about and I really don't give a rip...I have never been into all that political stuff though,,very over rated if you ask me:)

12:54 PM  
Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

Hump Day and Deep Throat--just what exactly do you have on your mind?

3:51 PM  
Blogger Walker said...

Ha Ha good one.
Hump day , Deep Throat and mole asses. Is Marylin Chambers in town?
2 days and your off again.
Have a nice one.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Lisa Ganda said...

Good stuff, talking about a government scandal and a "mole" joke in the same blog!

7:01 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I think anyone who wagered on the Watergate thing is probably 'no longer with us'.

11:02 PM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Stacy - and here I thought it wouldn't even rate a groan, lol

Brighton - HA! but something did come up? lol

katie - so you're the ONE! I've been wondering who it was ;)

thequeen - politics gets tiring, except when they catch a prez with his pants down, or having some sort of cigar fiasco, then it is fun! :)

11:50 PM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

SM - hmmmm, hadn't looked at it that way. One things for sure, I do NOT have molasses in mind ;)

Walker - is that the chick who did the Deep Throat movie? She would be kinda ancient by now wouldn't she? lol

11:53 PM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Lisa - you can throw anytning in with politics, and it still smells the same, lol

Rachel - they are still around and living it up at the geriatrics ward.

Thanks for dropping by :)

11:55 PM  
Blogger MrGonSings said...

ha, ha, molasses... Good joke!
Feliz miercoles.... Hope you get some sleep!

12:12 AM  
Blogger MrGonSings said...

Given the time,
feliz jueves, really!

12:13 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

I am glad you had a chuckle,
el jueves feliz a usted, MrG

12:25 AM  
Blogger KelBel said...

Fantastic! You crack me up!

12:30 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

Kel, just as long as the crack is running vertically ;)

12:33 AM  
Blogger Astrid said...

"Astrid - yes that is one of our funny expressions, and I guess your hump day would be on Friday.

Ik zou liever pizza dan rusk eten :)

thanks for adding me to your blogroll" --> So how come you know Dutch-phrases? Are you Dutch too? If so, can you please explain to me what "rusk" is? Haha ... I bet it ain't as delicious as pizza tough!

4:04 AM  
Blogger dbdoberman said...

rusk is baked crispy bread, I like it with jam and tea, although not as much as pizza, you are right :)

There is some dutch in my bloodline, but I do not speak it fluently.

7:19 AM  

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