It's Alive!

I should have said in my previous post, that I would return late next week (this week). I didn't, because I thought I would get back to blogging sooner than this, but better late than never. As it is, I will still be distracted by a work project for a few more weeks, but hopefully the time consuming part is behind me.

Housekeeping duties await me here. I still have the "What If" post to thrill you with. Maybe not exactly thrilling, or even humorous, but I need to get it done so Walker will know that I fulfilled my mission......sorta. Here 'tis:

If I could be a doctor - I would be a gynecologist, the reason should be as plain as the _______ on your _______(fill in the blanks.)

If I could be a taxi driver - I would quietly observe all of my fares, and then, like so many other cabbies before me, would write a bestseller, which later would be be adapted to a broadway play. If that doesn't work for me, then I will have a hot expose to sell, based on the actions of my many famous & infamous fares. I guess blackmail might be a bigger payday than selling to the tabloids. Let's all hope I sell my novel, and keep my integrity intact.

If I could be an architect - I would design low impact buildings on caribbean islands, which would blend harmoniously with the surrounding environment. I would become so successful, so renowned, and so filthy rich, that I would buy my own island, and spend my free time beachcombing in the nude.

If I could be an innkeeper - I would run an intimate, seaside establishment, small, but a quality place, big on privacy. There would be mandatory 10 PM skinny dipping every night.

If I could be a lawyer - I would do everybody a favor and retire, the world has way too many attorneys.

I have chosen the following victims to prepare a list of their own, sorry my friends, but I picked you because I know you could have fun with it, and you won't let me down, right? No groans allowed, I bitched enough for all of us, lol.

Rhodent
MrGonSings
Shirazi
katie
Fizzy
DL

The general rules are as follows: from the list of occupations below, select five (5), and write a post on your blog, on how you would perform each, if they were your job. Maybe add a little more to it than I have here. When you are done, add a couple of occupations to the bottom, and ambush five other fellow bloggers to prepare a list. I am so late getting to this, I doubt there is anyone left who hasn't done it. I think I will add a new rule, that if you have already participated, and want out of doing it again, it is up to you find somebody to pass it off to, and it CANNOT be me, not ever again! Sounds fair, no? I don't ever want to get one of these damn lists again, of any kind.

If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a service member...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a fighter pilot (by Sara)
If I could be a homeless person (by Sara)
If I could be a biker (by Walker)
If I could be a mortician (by Walker)
If I could be a marine biologist (by DB)
If I could be a garbageman (by DB)

I will be catching up with your blogs this weekend, but you know if the sun be shining, I will be outside enjoying it.